don't ya wish your girlfriend was smart like me?: Celebritocracy

Monday, April 21

On 'Beautiful' Women Looking 'Unhuman'

(This post is kind of a smattering of several sites I've seen recently about photoshopping the life-literally-out of women in mags and some of my semi-random thoughts on the topic.)

Shakesville has a great analysis of Vanessa Williams' photos in Ebony vs. what she looks like in real life (to the extent that any image can reflect "real life"). And this photo comparison in a terrific commentary on the beauty of 'real life' and the tyranny of photoshop from AfterEllen is quite pointed:

(actually, check out that whole AfterEllen Article with pics--it freakin' pisses me off that 60 year old women can't just be beautiful 60 year old women--I absolutely adore that photo there of Helen Mirren!)

It also reminded me of Jezebel's analysis of Faith Hill (who is 39 and great looking) on the cover of Redbook over the summer, which was equally disturbing.

This professional photo retouching site has some examples of celebrity retouching. Click "portfolio" then choose a thumbnail. Move your cursor on and off the photo to see the photo vs. the retouch. It's amazing! The untouched photos look like beautiful women still, but they're beautiful like the "regular" women in our lives are--our friends, lovers-sisters. They're beautiful, but they have wrinkles, freckles, bags around their eyes, complexions that look--real. Seriously...look at the "before" and "after" of several of those images and after just a few the retouches start to look really creepy and alien. And just think...those are what we're accustomed to seeing in the mags and internet. Those are what "beautiful people" look like! Freakin' aliens!

But regarding wrinkles especially, my question is simple: why do insist on an "ideal" female appearance that makes it look like you've lived a boring life? Is "correcting" the flaws that come from actually doing things in life via actual cosmetic surgery or the virtual Photoshop "quick fix" in fact more a testament to wealth than to so-called "neutral" and "natural" aesthetics? As in, a reflection that one has the money to surgically or chemically erase the wear and tear of real life off their physical body, or that one has the money to not put the strain of physical labor on one's body in the first place (which would minimize some but not nearly all of the wear on the physical body--the rest could be "fixed" cosmetically). Not to mention, of course, the economic and time resources required to have the personal trainers, dieticians, fashion consultants, hair and makeup designers, nannies, gardeners...that permit the physical fashioning that goes into being a (predominately female) celebrity.

But since your everyday woman has a job, responsibilities, a limited budget and expendable time, and you know, a life, I s'pose we gotta pay somebody to offer us "the ideal" in the form of oddly bland and, ultimately, boring physical features.

QUICK UPDATE: Feministing had a great post about the need to photoshop curves into magazine images of skinny women. This quote hits it right on the head:

the message is that you should be super, super skinny, borderline skeletal, but without any of the things that come with the territory, like jutting hipbones or small boobs. So even the skinniest celebrities STILL require Photoshopping to meet this standard. You can be less than a size zero and still lose this game.

And this great comment on that thread:

Just because I was bored I copied and pasted these images in photoshop and overlayed them to see what the differences are. Much to my horror (not suprise) she was actually made narrower thru the ribcage and waist in the 'photoshop' picture. READ- she was made skinnier! Her muscles were removed, and her arms were made thinner. So in reality- she wasn't made plumper, she was made curvier and overall narrower. Her hips were also narrowed and made less curvy. Amazing. We all think she looks plumper in the second image, when in reality she is actually narrower, lighter, and slimmer thru the hips.

"Normal" and "heavy" women are photoshopped to remove "excessive" bulk or to at least smooth out their curves--no chunky tummies or rolls allowed (example: this Dove ad). "Thin" women are photoshopped to look not-so emaciated--no bones or thin breasts allowed. To be honest, I'm a pretty thin gal, but I have both a visible breastbone and some bulk around the tummy. That's just the way bodies are. In the end, we are never seeing what actual "thick" or "thin" women look like, only a oddly perfected version of each.

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Friday, March 14

Helen Mirren needs to speak to a larger crowd!

Actress Helen Mirren gets my "that is so true!" of the day. Maybe even of the month. I think what she says needs to be heard by all age ranges, serving a different purpose for each. And it's also something that both women and men alike need to hear and really consider. Which is why I wish this quote wasn't from More, a magazine geared toward 40+ year-old women.

Which is also why I want to quote some right here because it's too good not to share.

I tried to find the article online, but it's not available. I will try to buy a copy and post more of the interview if I can. For now, here's the snippet Jezebel quotes, 'cause that's all I have!

Mirren talked about how fabulous it is to get older and how she is trying to avoid the "sexy" label: I'm still trying to wriggle out from under that label. [...] Being a sexual object is mortifying and irritating, yet it's giving you power--an awful power that you've done nothing to deserve, a powerless power. I think some young women fall in love with that power, and it's really objectifying. And when it starts falling away, it's an incredible relief.

Right on! And it's unfortunate that this is the way we understand "sexy" in our Celebritocracy. Because nothing's sexier than a kick-ass woman like this-I'm taking sexy back, and saying this woman's one of the sexiest I've seen-heard* in a long time.

*because truly "sexy" is both seen and heard. I think I should trademark that.

(NOTE: nothing more after the jump.)

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